Most audacious place you’ve had a wank (M or F)

[GamerGuy]

I once knocked one out in church during a funeral while my mum and gran were sat either side of me

 

[Blueeyes82]

I’m sitting in a cafe and managed to rub one out under the table while ogling the big titted barista who served me. (Talking G or H cup at least!)

Got me thinking where’s the most outrageous place you dirty lot have got yourself off?

When I was a teen I used to wank over the page 3 girls in the Sun newspaper. I’d get ready for school and while mum and sister were upstairs I’d wank in the living room.

Another time…we had cable tv and there was a program called Live TV late at night, it was a mixture of things but always with tits out and sexual content. I was wanking over that one night but I must have fallen asleep because I woke up 2 hours later and still had my cock in my hand. No idea if anyone came down and saw me but from then I didn’t wank downstairs if I knew I was tired

 

[Kenbywater]

Pub car park…

 

[Gillydor]

I quite often have a good wank parked in a layby. In fact I am right now

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