Most audacious place you’ve had a wank (M or F)

[Doll-Lover]

I’m sitting in a cafe and managed to rub one out under the table while ogling the big titted barista who served me. (Talking G or H cup at least!)

Got me thinking where’s the most outrageous place you dirty lot have got yourself off?

 

[EvieS]

I wanked in an exam last year

 

[blondeprincess]

I wanked in an exam last year

I did in my GCSE Maths exam.

 

[VicBhouy]

In the courthouse whilst sentencing a rather buxom wench to 18 months for soliciting… I’m a randy ol’ judge, ain’t I?

 

[Blueeyes82]

I’m sitting in a cafe and managed to rub one out under the table while ogling the big titted barista who served me. (Talking G or H cup at least!)

Got me thinking where’s the most outrageous place you dirty lot have got yourself off?

I’ve wanked at work. Was a used car salesman at the time, my office was a porta cabin with a clear view of the forecourt.
I decided to wank over porn on my phone, while wanking at my desk a girl from our main showroom pulled up so I had to stop and put my cock away.

 

[NW_UK]

wanked off on a train, that had a few women in the carriage...coming back from london

 

[irishchris94]

At the ballet - had a blanket on my lap, smashed one out quietly

 

[lesmond]

In a night cub

 

[Submale100]

I quite often have a good wank parked in a layby. In fact I am right now

 

[mrbluedoc80]

When I was a teenager waiting tables at a local restaurant. After closing I would often wank sitting in the shadows of the window watching the women walking past

 

[BbblButt]

at school.... I went to a corner where no cameras can see me and no people walking around and I just whipped my dick out and wanked...best wanked ever

 

[Bobo01]

Aeroplane. Customers house while at work . Court room toilets while on jury service

 

[Cch12345]

I had to borrow my bosses car, wanked off at 90 mile an hour on the motorway and wiped up my mess with a cloth he kept in the door for clearing his windscreen in the morning…
Bet it didn’t help clear the windscreen too well. He died only a year later. Bless him. Just had to please myself right there and then. Xx

 

[Cch12345]

I had to borrow my bosses car, wanked off at 90 mile an hour on the motorway and wiped up my mess with a cloth he kept in the door for clearing his windscreen in the morning…
Bet it didn’t help clear the windscreen too well. He died only a year later. Bless him. Just had to please myself right there and then. Xx

 

[CurvyChubbyGrl]

I had to borrow my bosses car, wanked off at 90 mile an hour on the motorway and wiped up my mess with a cloth he kept in the door for clearing his windscreen in the morning…
Bet it didn’t help clear the windscreen too well. He died only a year later. Bless him. Just had to please myself right there and then. Xx

90 miles per hour, sounds responsible.

 

[Deans215]

I’m sitting in a cafe and managed to rub one out under the table while ogling the big titted barista who served me. (Talking G or H cup at least!)

Got me thinking where’s the most outrageous place you dirty lot have got yourself off?

Working at heights on a live building repairing brick work, woman open curtains naked next day same thing, then day after again this time asked I return the flashing I've had then asked I wank it for her mid air.

 

[Cch12345]

90 miles per hour, sounds responsible.

Was back in late 90’s. Everyone went that speed and beyond. Probably not wanking though x

 

[jaytee69]

Whilst doing 90mph on the motorway on way to work

 

[Blueeyes82]

When I was at school I used to wank over a soft porn channel called Live TV on Telewest cable late at night. Once I woke up on the sofa with my cock in my hand and no idea if someone had came downstairs and saw me like that
I got wanked off by a girl in a nightclub once, I flashed my cock for an immature laugh and she took hold of it, turned me towards the bar and made me cum in her hand

 

[BELFAST]

I wanked in an exam last year

I wud have loved to be sitting under your desk