Monkey's Paw

[Walks]

Granted but you are allergic to chocolate

I wish I was somewhere warmer

 

[Full_Moon]

Granted but you are allergic to chocolate

I wish I was somewhere warmer

Welcome to Hell! Sadly, the air conditioning has been broken since the dawn of time, but may I recommend a walk in the flesh mountains?

I wish I were worshipped like a god.

 

[DoubleJeez]

Welcome to Hell! Sadly, the air conditioning has been broken since the dawn of time, but may I recommend a walk in the flesh mountains?

I wish I were worshipped like a god.

Granted
God of pests. Surrounded by mosquitos, cockroaches and flies 24 hours a day.

I wish I had neater handwriting

 

[Full_Moon]

Granted
God of pests. Surrounded by mosquitos, cockroaches and flies 24 hours a day.

I wish I had neater handwriting

Granted. However, it is so neat, that it is now only visible through a microscope. You try to get help, but nobody can read the forms you filled in

I wish I could enter the Olympics.

 

[Synner_69]

Granted. You are now in the Paralympics. You have lost your sight but you're great at blind football.

I wish I could master the guitar.

 

[Walks]

Granted but you can only played three blind mice

I wish I could run faster

 

[Viking_]

Granted - run like a wolf….

I wish I had my own business up and running, keep the faith, I can do this..

 

[Walks]

Granted, it's a lemonade stand outside your house but you have no lemons

I wish I was able to tan instead of burn