Monkey's Paw

[PaulNWUK45]

Granted, but there black roses...

I wish i had Sport Billy's Bag ...

 

[Firefly]

Granted...one Omni sack complete with all the futurist gadgets from when it was invented. (oh...did I mention the bag has teeth, is carnivorous and hasn't eaten since 1982...mind your fingers)

I wish the Taliban was just quit it already.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but now trumps back as president

I wish I had a donut

 

[Firefly]

One donut coming right up. Fresh from the oven the day you were born.

I wish I had a fork.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... Neptune's fork (trident !) is all yours... although it's precise location has been lost, and it will be very very, very deep!

I wish there was a solution to the problem ! ;-)

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but the solution to mankind's problems is buried in a box deep in the mariana trench

I wish I could fly a dragon

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... on a string like a kite... dragon breathes fire on the string... and disappears over the horizon heading for Elstree Studios.

I wish Harry Potter stories were real

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but you'd be a squib

I wish for more wishes

Granted... on a string like a kite... dragon breathes fire on the string... and disappears over the horizon heading for Elstree Studios.

I wish Harry Potter stories were real

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... you wish your life away without ever doing anything! ;-)

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller...

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you're now a basketball

I wish for a cuppa

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... milk, sugar ? PS... it's Darjeeling !

I wish the biscuit tin wasn't empty !

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

I don't mind darjeeling

Granted the tin is full of maggots

I wish I could woo any lady

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... the ladies are wooed... very wooed... you get offended and walk away !! (think Jonathon Ross impression)

I wish the football results were different last weekend !

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted every team lost their matches due to a freak thunderstorm

I wish I had a huge appetite for sex

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... your appetite for sex is unimaginably enormous... at the cost of everyone else's... you are the only one who wants it !!

I wish my bathroom was self-cleaning...

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted it self cleans with a poo covered cloth

I wish I were invisible

 

[Firefly]

Granted....invisible to all women.


I wish there were more llamas.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you're a llama

I wish I could cure the common cold

 

[Firefly]

Granted...sleep, chicken soup and death tea. Sweet dreams.

I wish I had a bigger library.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... your library is enormous... as are the books, some of them over eight feet tall... too heavy to lift... Barnes and Noble becomes your new hangout !

I wish my alarm clock wasn't so rude !