Monkey's Paw

[Firefly]

Granted...(I had to ask Wiki what a harem was...) Your harem in all its glory. Complete with eunuch guardians.

I wish I had Thor to lift my hammer.

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... Thor turns out to be a eunuch too !!

I wish I had Deadpool's missus !!

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but she's a corpse for 22 hrs of the day

I wish I had super powers

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... Super Powers is the little known love child of Austin Powers and Ivana Humpalot... he's a teenager and a spoilt pain in the arse... they are grateful to you for having him!

I wish there was a movie being made of this game!

 

[Enigma47]

Granted. It’s dark, black and white French film noir with no subtitles (so no-one has a clue what’s going on)!

I wish we could have the best contributors on this site together at a dinner party

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... but I'm sitting next to Magicminx... ;-)

I wish we still had porn mags... I miss the stuck pages...

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but you get all the used sticky porn mags

I wish I could be a porn star

 

[singleMBucks]

Granted... you star in a ground-breaking porn production full of glitz, glamour, beautiful women, a huge hairy gimp and lots of poo!

I wish I could get a job here !

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but you're the janitor

I wish I could escape to a deserted island with my favourite porn stars ( Nina heartley and sinn sage)

 

[Bimorf]

Granted ... but you are too thirsty to think straight

I wish I didn't have just one testicle

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted instead you have one giant testicle which is so large it drags along the ground when you walk anywhere

I wish I had a tonne of money

 

[Firefly]

Granted. One tonne of money. Monoploy money.

I wish @BigOleCockTease would join our game.

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but she has ultimate power to strike you down

I wish I was well endowed

 

[third_born_sun]

Granted, but it’s your big toes

I wish I could read minds

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted but you can only hear the carnal thoughts of your relatives

I wish I could walk on water

 

[third_born_sun]

Oh god no lol

Granted, but only for short distances like 5 miles

I wish that I could travel to any period in time

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you go visit a brothel in victorian London and contract syphilis, worse still your next visit you sleep with you future mother

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of beer

 

[third_born_sun]

You’ve done this before

Granted, but it’s all out of date

I wish that I could shapeshift into anyone

 

[Hornyasfuck88]

Granted you can only shapeshift into really fugly people

I wish I could be ruler of my own castle

 

[Firefly]

Granted...king of the castle of sand and sorrow. Here is a bucket. The tide should be along around 4.

I wish I was given a bouquet today.