Jokes, any will do

[Just-me]

 

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Me waiting for the rain to stop

 

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That magical moment when everything is just perfe……………………..!

 

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[Mae]

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because the guy put on the wrong socks

 

[Mae]

How do you make your wife cry while you’re having sex?

Call her

 

[Mae]

If a Black bird has black babies and a Blue bird has blue babies - what Bird has no Babies?

A Swallow

 

[Mae]

What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Red Kidney Bean?

I’ve never had a kidney bean on my face

 

[Mae]

Im excited for our upcoming event at the amateur autopsy club - It’s open Mike night

 

[Mae]

What does a deaf gynaecologist do?

He reads lips

 

[Mae]

Knock Knock

Whose there

Cargo

Cargo who

Cargo beep beep Brum Brum

 

[Mae]

What’s the only thing better than eating A Mandarin

Eating Amanda out

 

[Mae]

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals

Fhilip Fillop

 

[JohnM]

 

[Just-me]