Jokes, any will do
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At least I’m consistent then lol
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An old man in America accidently crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.
The owner of the expensive automobile jumped out and confronted the old man and saying “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replied, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”
The old man called his son and as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanked the phone out of his hand and sapd “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!”
The son answered “Okay, give me 20 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 20 minutes the son pulled up in a Jeep Wagoneer.
He jumped out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner and told him "Don't ever threaten anyone again".
The son then walked over to his father and said, “Dad, I train Navy Seals not Dolphins!"
(edited into English)
The owner of the expensive automobile jumped out and confronted the old man and saying “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replied, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”
The old man called his son and as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanked the phone out of his hand and sapd “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!”
The son answered “Okay, give me 20 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 20 minutes the son pulled up in a Jeep Wagoneer.
He jumped out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner and told him "Don't ever threaten anyone again".
The son then walked over to his father and said, “Dad, I train Navy Seals not Dolphins!"
(edited into English)
