Jokes, any will do

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Mae]

I was out walking with my girlfriend when we saw her mother and sister being attacked by 5 strangers.

My girlfriend screamed at me to help them - so as I run towards them adrenaline pumping I knew they stood no chance against 6 of us

 

[Topdilf]

Did you hear about the man who got a sex change in mid air?????
Came down to earth with a fudd

 

[Mae]

I went to see a microbiologist today - she was bigger than I thought

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Mae]

 

[Mae]

 

[Mae]

 

[Mae]

 

[Just-me]

 

[Secretone]

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Totally nicking this for the start of the maths lecture I give lol

 

[Mae]

My Girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh

Everytime I put my ear to it I can smell the ocean

 

[Mae]

What is 6.9 - a good time interrupted by a period

 

[Mae]

How can you tell if your wife is dead

The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up

 

[shambles925]

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the M8 last night.....


....amazingly, Transport Scotland reported there was no congestion for eight hours