Jokes, any will do

[IsabelP]

That’s stupid if the bowl breaks you’ll cut yourself badly

Nah, I was clever and took him out of the bowl first. Ahhhh, hang on, that was probably where I went wrong.........

 

[Mae]

Nah, I was clever and took him out of the bowl first. Ahhhh, hang on, that was probably where I went wrong.........

So he drowned - that’s murder

 

[IsabelP]

So he drowned - that’s murder

No, he couldn't drown, he had no water. Death by suffocation I'd have said. It was an accident your honour.

 

[Adie]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

@Mae What's green and goes up and down?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

@Mae A gooseberry in a lift

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[Snoopy05]

The world Limbo champion walks into a bar …

 

[Nibbles]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[silentfem]

catchy as a tune

 

[Nibbles]

 

[Nibbles]

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[silentfem]

a way to try hee hee

 

[Adie]

 

[Nibbles]

 

[IsabelP]

I quit my job at the Helium factory today.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

 

[IsabelP]

I've just been accepted for a senior position at the Old McDonald's Farm.

I'll be the new CIEIO.

 

[IsabelP]

You should really try blindfolded archery.

You don’t know what you’re missing.