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Mae
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A man walks into a woods with a young guy - the guy looks at the man and says “it’s getting dark I’m a little scared” - the man replies “how do you think I feel I’ve gotta walk back alone”
Jokes, any will do
- Thread starter Kris1973
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Mae
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Man walks into a bar - ouch
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Mae
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No his name was Bert
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Mae
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I find my jokes amusing, I find my jokes fun - if you do not like them then stick it up your bum - lol
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Mae
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Never seen anyone shove someone else’s joke up their bum……..interesting
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Mae
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I sent a food parcel to an old girlfriend - FedEx
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Mae
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Dont commit crime in a car park - it’s wrong on many levels
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Mae
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Works for me. Do your own jokes
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IsabelP
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I stopped committing crime in multistorey car parks, it was just wrong on so many levels.
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Mae
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I said do your own
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IsabelP
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Apparently 30% of owners let their pet
sleep in their bed.
I tried it and my goldfish died.
sleep in their bed.
I tried it and my goldfish died.
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IsabelP
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My friend Joe recently went on the
Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe
lean, Joe leannnnnnn.....
Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe
lean, Joe leannnnnnn.....
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Mae
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That’s stupid if the bowl breaks you’ll cut yourself badly