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Little Johnny is walking down the road, dragging a poor Dead, Flattened FROG, on a Piece of String,
He walks up to the local Brothel and taps the door,
When the Madam answers he says,
"I want to have Sex, with your Dirtiest, Mankiest Girl, who has got Lot's of Diseases, and I've got £500 to spend"..
The Madam's eyes light up, and then says,
"Well young man, that would be me then, but why do you want to contract a Sexual Disease"..???
Little Johnny says,
"Well tonight, after my Mum and Dad leave",
"My Babysitter will Shag ME, coz she likes Cute Little Boys", says Little Johnny.
"Later when my Dad runs her Home, he'll Shag her, in the local Lay-By".
"Then when he comes home and goes to Bed, my Mum will want a good Seeing Too, as well",
"And tomorrow, when Dad goes off to work, Mum will then shag our Milkman",
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"And he's the Wanker, that ran over, my frog..!
He walks up to the local Brothel and taps the door,
When the Madam answers he says,
"I want to have Sex, with your Dirtiest, Mankiest Girl, who has got Lot's of Diseases, and I've got £500 to spend"..
The Madam's eyes light up, and then says,
"Well young man, that would be me then, but why do you want to contract a Sexual Disease"..???
Little Johnny says,
"Well tonight, after my Mum and Dad leave",
"My Babysitter will Shag ME, coz she likes Cute Little Boys", says Little Johnny.
"Later when my Dad runs her Home, he'll Shag her, in the local Lay-By".
"Then when he comes home and goes to Bed, my Mum will want a good Seeing Too, as well",
"And tomorrow, when Dad goes off to work, Mum will then shag our Milkman",
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"And he's the Wanker, that ran over, my frog..!
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