Jokes, any will do

[BBW1986]

Songs to not play at a funeral,
I hear you knocking-but you can't come in.
You raise me up.
Anyone with more songs not to play.

Since you been gone... Kelly Clarkson
Bye bye bye... Nsync
Haha you're dead... Green Day
Ding dong the witch is dead

 

[Cazz]

 

[malepantielover]

Made me laugh.

 

[Ctid]

I wouldn’t

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Ctid]

Lol

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[malepantielover]

I apologise if I am reposting any older jokes, I couldn't be bothered to go back through 220 pages...


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Ding Dong is all I can think of.

 

[malepantielover]

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My ex wife used to cheap alot.
I said to her onr night in bed.
"Have you got no morals"
On looking at me she smiled and replied " If I had more-holes I could get more men.

 

[malepantielover]

My ex wife hated weak-ends.
Guess that is why she cheated.

 

[Adie]