Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[malepantielover]

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Kids outside kept shouting to me to have a water fight with them.
I finally agreed and said "I will be out in two minutes, after the kettle is boiled"

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Ctid]

So what is it then?

 

[malepantielover]

Songs to not play at a funeral,
I hear you knocking-but you can't come in.
You raise me up.
Anyone with more songs not to play.

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Adie]

What's the easiest way to double your money?

Put it in front of a mirror!