Jokes, any will do

[Magicminx]

So it’s one lol

Yes if you find me funny!

 

[Fonicman]

Yes if you find me funny!

Good sense of humour definition

 

[Fonicman]

Good sense of humour definition

I meant to say definitely, I think your wit could get me in bed

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Adie]

 

[Shywife]

I picked up a hitchhiker yesterday. He told me he was a wizard and put his hand on my knee.
I turned into a lay-by.

 

[Adie]

 

[Shywife]

I have been told:
too many cocks spoil the brothel

 

[Shywife]

I’ve been told:
what’s the difference between a light on and a hard on?
apparently men can still get to sleep with the light on.

 

[Kris1973]

A mate told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a moustache and a cock!"

 

[Kris1973]

Had a salad for my dinner tonight. It did come with a doner kebab but, you know, baby steps!