Jokes, any will do

[Cazz]

 

[shambles925]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Mrbluesky]

 

[Adie]

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Mike_51]

Two nuns are driving down the street and stop at a zebra crossing.

Suddenly the devil jumps onto their bonnet. The passengers screams to the driver "Quick Sister, show him your cross"

The driver leans out her window and shouts angrily 'Oi! Get off my FUCKING bonnet"

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously, it wasn’t called that… It was advertised as a 'School Reunion'!

 

[Kris1973]

My five year old son said he wanted a tree house in the back garden… Twenty years growing a tree and now the ungrateful git doesn't want it anymore!

 

[Kris1973]

Relationship tip for men: Tighten the lids on all jars in the house. She'll have to speak to you eventually!

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]