Jokes, any will do

[Kate_tyler]

I was at the airport surrounded by passengers travelling to Helsinki,

In an instant they all just vanished, disappeared into Finn Air.

 

[Cazz]

 

[Kate_tyler]

Walking through the woods earlier I stumbled across three old hags peeling potatoes, chopping them and chanting incantations about cooking them without deep frying.
I think they were making coven chips.

 

[Adie]

If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites,
Then politics must mean....

 

[Adie]

 

[Kate_tyler]

The wheels on post office bicycles are larger than regulation, according to a spokesperson.

 

[Adie]

 

[Kate_tyler]

Starting a new small business today making miniature religious figures, it’s rewarding work but the prophets are small.

 

[VIP]

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me.

 

[VIP]

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

 

[VIP]

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

 

[Cazz]

 

[Adie]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Adie]

I burned 2000 calories today!

Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven!

 

[RobboCock]

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can’t marmalade your cock up someone‘s arse.

 

[Kate_tyler]

I’ve just noticed a new series regarding roman godesses.

Put it on Ceres link.

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Mikehock]