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Fuck me!!! That’s some sort of bukkake record
Mummy balloon and Daddy balloon wake up one morning and squashed in the middle is Baby balloon. Daddy balloon says you’re getting to big to keep coming in our bed you should stay in your own bed. Mummy balloon says Baby balloon doesn’t like his bed, and wants a new one shaped like a racing car.
Ok says Daddy balloon lets go out and buy you a new bed. They buy it, assemble it, Baby balloon loves it. Mummy and Daddy say you promise to stay in your own bed now, and Baby agrees.
That night they all go to bed, in the early hours of the morning Baby balloon creeps into Mummy and Daddy’s room and tries to squeeze in between. It’s no good he can’t fit, so he opens Mummy’s valve (Tsssss) and lets some air out. He tries again, closer but not quite, so he lets some air out of Daddy’s valve (Tsssss). He tries again, closer but not quite, so he lets some air out of his own valve (Tsssss) this time he’s in, snuggles up and goes to sleep.
When Daddy wakes in the morning he’s furious, he say’s
“Listen son, you promised you would stay in your own bed, I’m so disappointed, you’ve let Mummy down, you’ve let me down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down”
Ok says Daddy balloon lets go out and buy you a new bed. They buy it, assemble it, Baby balloon loves it. Mummy and Daddy say you promise to stay in your own bed now, and Baby agrees.
That night they all go to bed, in the early hours of the morning Baby balloon creeps into Mummy and Daddy’s room and tries to squeeze in between. It’s no good he can’t fit, so he opens Mummy’s valve (Tsssss) and lets some air out. He tries again, closer but not quite, so he lets some air out of Daddy’s valve (Tsssss). He tries again, closer but not quite, so he lets some air out of his own valve (Tsssss) this time he’s in, snuggles up and goes to sleep.
When Daddy wakes in the morning he’s furious, he say’s
“Listen son, you promised you would stay in your own bed, I’m so disappointed, you’ve let Mummy down, you’ve let me down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down”