Jokes, any will do

[Magicminx]

 

[Flexi12]

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Oh! If it's a floppy one, it must be mine.

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Adie]

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It least it was only one carrot.
Unsure what's more disconsurning?

 

[singleMBucks]

It least it was only one carrot.
Unsure what's more disconsurning?
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The Rise of the Carrot People has begun...!!!

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Hot4u]

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?​

Their balls are just ornamental.

 

[Hot4u]

Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas…​

Can I visit between the holidays?

 

[Hot4u]

What’s the most disappointing thing for a lover on Christmas morning?

When they get a sweater, but they’re hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Hot4u]

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and Santa?

A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on.

 

[Hot4u]

Why was the elf having trouble with his libido?
He had low elf-esteem.

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Hot4u]