Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Adie]

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.

 

[Adie]

I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I accidentally used my organ donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg!

 

[silentfem]

just a thoughtfull game

 

[silentfem]

the easy way

 

[shambles925]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Bigjugs]

Bit harsh

 

[Adie]

 

[shambles925]

I’ve just been playing an eighties pop quiz on my phone.

Unfortunately I got stuck on level 42...

 

[shambles925]

 

[shambles925]

Just seen on the news a guy has been shot dead by a starter pistol.
Police think it might be race related.

 

[Siddious]

 

[Adie]