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I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
I told her no i hadn't but was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and drips in both arms.
I told her that it was a good diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
I told her no i hadn't but was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and drips in both arms.
I told her that it was a good diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
