Jokes, any will do

[Just-me]

@Just-me where do you get these from ??

If I told you I’d have to kill you!

 

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[MRPRESLEY]

Good jokes bad jokes all welcome.

During the last weeks snowfalls a guy got hold of his neighbour and said "Your son had a pee in the snow outside my house last night".
"Theirs nothing wrong with that is there?"
"Well he wrote his name in the snow."
"Oh come on we've all done that!"
"Yes but it was in my daughters handwriting!"

Did you hear about the man who bought a pair of turtle shell shoes,
Took him 4 hours to walk out the shop

 

[MRPRESLEY]

Do you know why public hairs are curly?
If they were straight they would poke youre eyes out

 

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[dicusdiminutivus]

 

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[dicusdiminutivus]

Now suffer all who've imposed earworms on me!

 

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Now suffer all who've imposed earworms on me!

Saw that today, made me giggle lol

 

[Mae]

 

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