Jokes, any will do

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[DaveNpton]

 

[shambles925]

A Man accidentally elbows a woman’s chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.

The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.”

To which the woman replied

“if your tool is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.”

 

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[dicusdiminutivus]

 

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Oh dear!

 

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Ten Hag and his Man Utd team arriving for their match!

 

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[Dieter]

Good jokes bad jokes all welcome.

During the last weeks snowfalls a guy got hold of his neighbour and said "Your son had a pee in the snow outside my house last night".
"Theirs nothing wrong with that is there?"
"Well he wrote his name in the snow."
"Oh come on we've all done that!"
"Yes but it was in my daughters handwriting!"

My wife Susanne shows her ugly body in public so that strangers laugh at her and say look what an ugly figure the old one has and what ugly saggy tits and that's what her husband likes.View attachment 149516You can Lugh at us because my Wife has an Ugly Body

 

[SussexGuy47]

Nuts...

Nut on the wall.... Walnuts
Nuts on the chest...
Chestnuts
Nuts on a Pea.
Peanuts..
Nuts on her Chin.......
????..

 

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