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My penis was in the Guinness book of records..... but then the librarian told me to take it out

 

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My obese pet parrot died this afternoon, although it is sad, it's a massive weight off my shoulders

 

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Got my final pest control exam tomorrow..

I'll be up all night swatting

 

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My neighbour told me the other day that she wanted her cat chipped.
I only had a nine iron but I managed to get it over the shed!!!

 

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