Jokes, any will do

[Bigjugs]

 

[Adie]

Son: Why is my sisters name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris

Son: thanks Dad

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

 

[Hot4u]

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

 

[Hot4u]

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

 

[Hot4u]

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

 

[Hot4u]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Adie]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

Did you hear the one about John Travolta testing negative for the coronavirus?
It turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.

 

[Hot4u]

I went to the doctor the other day and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite.

 

[Hot4u]

With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.

 

[Hot4u]

Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.

 

[Hot4u]

Q: What did the Egg say to the boiling water?

A: It's going to take a little while to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

 

[shambles925]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]