Jokes, any will do

[Carlocs]

Can you call a lesbian dinosaur ?

Lickedalotopus

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

My grandpa asked me how to
print .....I said “control P” but he’s not been able to do that for years ....

 

[GlasgowDoc]

My girlfriends dog died and I got her sn identical one to cheer her up ....she was raging .....what am I gonna do with two
dead dogs .....

 

[shambles925]

 

[shambles925]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Crazytongue]

I’ve been singing Dean Martin songs all day, think I’ve got Crooner virus!

 

[GlasgowDoc]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Poor Gary drowned .....at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifeboat ....it’s what he would have wanted .....

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Just hoping I can get to the end of the week without making any cheap innuendo gags ...touch wood.

 

[Adie]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]