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You know ghost train drivers?
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They're tickety-boo
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They're tickety-boo
Jokes, any will do
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How do mathematicians get rid of constipation?
They work it out with a pencil.
They work it out with a pencil.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
... you rocket
... you rocket
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A child sits down next to her Dad and asks "where does Poo come from?"
The father takes a minute to consider, before detailing the workings of the digestive system, bowel functions and whatnot.
The girl, with a perplexed look upon her face, then asks
"What about Tigger?"
The father takes a minute to consider, before detailing the workings of the digestive system, bowel functions and whatnot.
The girl, with a perplexed look upon her face, then asks
"What about Tigger?"
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PiratePrincess
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It's not a dad bod.
It's a father figure.
It's a father figure.
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SENIOR ROMANCE
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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