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[Just-me]

you men are so easily please

 

[Thermo78]

I can offer cake and wine

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Are we close to communion here

 

[MissJoannaxx]

i misread the last post slightly x

 

[Thermo78]

Would you prefer wine and biscuits?

 

[MissJoannaxx]

i'll take whatever is on offer

 

[Stu83art]

Is there a BOGOF special happening?

 

[Thermo78]

No, just cake and fine wine!

 

[Stu83art]

Can I swap the wine out??

 

[Just-me]

Nooooo the wine is just fine

 

[Thermo78]

Sorry it's just wine and cake

 

[Just-me]

Wine just doesn’t go with cake

 

[Firefly]

Let's go half and half then

 

[Just-me]

Wine with savoury but not sweet!

 

[Stu83art]

Sweet, Can I have apple pie?

 

[Thermo78]

OK wine and sausage rolls then?

 

[nobby700]

is there no cider on offer

 

[MissJoannaxx]

surely it should be iced champagne

 

[Just-me]

I’m ok with wine or cider

 

[Thermo78]

Jeez OK, I'll go shopping then!