Cuffed in 6 words

[Just-me]

Hurry up back I’m getting thirsty

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Thirst can be a dangerous thing

 

[Just-me]

Love can be more dangerous, apparently!

 

[Adie]

Superglue can be pretty dangerous too!

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Sticks like sh1T to a blanket

 

[Just-me]

Does shit stick to a blanket?

 

[Adie]

There's no sheet on the bed.

 

[Just-me]

Will a duvet be ok then?

 

[MissJoannaxx]

one that doesn't stain too easily

 

[nobby700]

Can you Scotchgard the bed linen

 

[Adie]

That would be better than starch

 

[Just-me]

I know what else does that!

 

[MissJoannaxx]

staining or the removal of stains?

 

[nobby700]

Haven't stained the sheets for ages

 

[MissJoannaxx]

your aim is pretty good then

 

[Just-me]

It does make them stiff though

 

[Adie]

Maybe I need some new sheets?

 

[Just-me]

And probably some new socks too

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Old socks are for house elves

 

[Just-me]

Is Adie really a house elf?