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[Flexi12]

Spoiler: My humble effort

After rejecting the use of condoms, the Pope demonstrates the Catholic Church's new, approved method of birth control.

 

[singleMBucks]

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"It's a miracle !!"

 

[Flexi12]

Spoiler: My humble effort

Go on, son! I'lll give you a Mars Bar. You know you really want to.

 

[singleMBucks]

Spoiler: My humble effort

Go on, son! I'lll give you a Mars Bar. You know you really want to.

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"Ewww... i smell bad cheese...." ;-)

 

[singleMBucks]

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[singleMBucks]

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It was during the most vicious argument they'd ever had, when he told her to "Belt up!"...
...he still admits he never expected what she did next...

They are still together...!!

 

[Flexi12]

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Darling, would you mind tightening this belt up a notch. It's a little loose. By the way, what size waist do you take, anyway?

 

[Flexi12]

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[singleMBucks]

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Greta would certainly be checking up on that Nurse's credentials... she didn't even have an upside-down watch !!

 

[Firefly]

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Street magic is all about the misdirection.
Question: which one is the magician?

 

[Firefly]

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[Adie]

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Okey kokie night at the old folks home

 

[singleMBucks]

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Beryl loved her self-defense classes...next week was 'How to suffocate an assailant, using only bingo-wings' !!!

 

[Firefly]

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[singleMBucks]

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Slothman says "Put your claws on your head!!"

 

[singleMBucks]

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{second attempt}

Despite her age, wearing a baby-grow, and being cuter than a whole damn box-full-o-cute... the suspect was still arrested, charged, and had to spend the night in the cells !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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{unprecedented third attempt...}

"What have you done to my fucking hair ??!!"

 

[Adie]

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Baby Yoda first thing in the morning prior to hair & make up

 

[Ste1972]

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Oooh no no no no no that's not how you do it

 

[Firefly]

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