Captions thread...

[Firefly]

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[Magicminx]

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Wonder if anyone notices what I'm playing with.

 

[singleMBucks]

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By facing the sun, and holding tin-foil down low, he was hoping to tan the un-tannable!!

 

[singleMBucks]

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{second attempt}
The monks of the Temple Kanceeitall liked to meditate... ermmm... openly !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[singleMBucks]

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China Got Talent asked for a motivational statue to represent their new series...
... artist Mi-So-Shi explained, "You must have big cock to sing in public !!"

 

[Ste1972]

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Hollllly fucking shit that's not the kind of cock I prayed for for my hens

 

[singleMBucks]

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Spoiler: Mine own wordy expulsion...

"I hate it when Mum does this... she knows I've only got a hangover !!"

 

[Ste1972]

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Spoiler: Mine own wordy expulsion...

"I hate it when Mum does this... she knows I've only got a hangover !!"

Sorry your fucked now how would you like to go out with a smile on your face

 

[singleMBucks]

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Spoiler: Mine own wordy expulsion...

"I hate it when Mum does this... she knows I've only got a hangover !!"

Fuck the role-play... just sit on my face!!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Magicminx]

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When he said take a seat.. I didn't expect this.

 

[Adie]

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In my humble opinion I believe this trial is safe to use in I'm a celebrity get me out of here.

 

[singleMBucks]

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"...and you can tell your friend to fuck right off...!!"

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Firefly]

forgot my toolbelt

 

[Ste1972]

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And here's dawn modelling The evolution of the nipple clamp

 

[singleMBucks]

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Tracy loved her husband. He was practical and strong... good hands! He earned a good living, and their home was beautiful... handmade furniture and cabinets... all the locks and handles worked... they even had a beautiful wooden, lovingly hand-waxed bed! However, there were some downsides to marrying a carpenter...

 

[Firefly]

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Tracy was trying to psyche herself out before her annual mammograph

 

[Firefly]

caption please