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So bloody windy I've had too clamp my tits down.
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Couples had to be inventive during lockdown...
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Admit it George we're lost
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Jesus christ woman stop swapping my map for centre pages out the woman's weekly.
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"tut-tut... the old, we are lost, come sit next to me for awhile routine..."
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If you've ever wondered what happens to those giant vegetables grown for country shows....
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It's all mine to eat....go get your own
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Timba loved her gherkin vibrator... but didn't understand that batteries couldn't work in water !!
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"Darling, when I asked you to help me with my chest presses, I was referring to my workout."
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Yes, my sweet, I'm sure that dogging site must be somewhere around here.
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Ow! Are you sure that's the Vaseline and not the leather wax?
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She didn't mind the restraints, or the spanking that was undoubtedly coming....
...what she did mind, was having to repeat "This vehicle is reversing... meep ...meep ...meep" in-between spanks...
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"Well, I had to use something to get that damn animal off my leg."
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Hmmm, I think I'll take the A Cup, please. I've always fancied a pair of budgie smugglers.
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Awww, Love! Don't get upset. I know I said we'd be eating out with the girls tonight...
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...and that picture of my 15 inch cock is real.
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Schwarzenegger triumphed once again in the Mr Universe competition by beating off some stiff competition.