TasminTV
UKChat Expert
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2018
- Messages
- 51
- Reaction score
- 57
1- I'm in your area now - I am not a convenience store!
2- I live near you and that's why I can't provide a face pic
3- I have a huge cock - Sorry, I don't have a massive hole
4- I cum loads - Yes but I can only swallow one mouthfull ish
5- I have never had a shemale before - gets my back up, I am not a porn start freak, well not often
6- I have always wanted a tranny. - Yes and I have always wanted a 1976 Pontiac Transam 6.6L Turbo in black, yes the Bandit.
7- You have to meet me because I fancy the fuck out of you - Says the guy who thinks he can swoon me with only a blurry picture of a not very impressive cock, Nokia 320?
8- I can go all night! - Cool, I can't! I have a life and need sleep, wine and to get this makup and bra off and you won't like what is under it.
What crazy reason have people told you they want to meet you.
2- I live near you and that's why I can't provide a face pic
3- I have a huge cock - Sorry, I don't have a massive hole
4- I cum loads - Yes but I can only swallow one mouthfull ish
5- I have never had a shemale before - gets my back up, I am not a porn start freak, well not often
6- I have always wanted a tranny. - Yes and I have always wanted a 1976 Pontiac Transam 6.6L Turbo in black, yes the Bandit.
7- You have to meet me because I fancy the fuck out of you - Says the guy who thinks he can swoon me with only a blurry picture of a not very impressive cock, Nokia 320?
8- I can go all night! - Cool, I can't! I have a life and need sleep, wine and to get this makup and bra off and you won't like what is under it.
What crazy reason have people told you they want to meet you.