Bonkers reasons people expect me to meet

[TasminTV]

1- I'm in your area now - I am not a convenience store!
2- I live near you and that's why I can't provide a face pic
3- I have a huge cock - Sorry, I don't have a massive hole
4- I cum loads - Yes but I can only swallow one mouthfull ish
5- I have never had a shemale before - gets my back up, I am not a porn start freak, well not often
6- I have always wanted a tranny. - Yes and I have always wanted a 1976 Pontiac Transam 6.6L Turbo in black, yes the Bandit.
7- You have to meet me because I fancy the fuck out of you - Says the guy who thinks he can swoon me with only a blurry picture of a not very impressive cock, Nokia 320?
8- I can go all night! - Cool, I can't! I have a life and need sleep, wine and to get this makup and bra off and you won't like what is under it.

What crazy reason have people told you they want to meet you.

 

[CurvyWifeUK]

1- I'm in your area now - I am not a convenience store!
2- I live near you and that's why I can't provide a face pic
3- I have a huge cock - Sorry, I don't have a massive hole
4- I cum loads - Yes but I can only swallow one mouthfull ish
5- I have never had a shemale before - gets my back up, I am not a porn start freak, well not often
6- I have always wanted a tranny. - Yes and I have always wanted a 1976 Pontiac Transam 6.6L Turbo in black, yes the Bandit.
7- You have to meet me because I fancy the fuck out of you - Says the guy who thinks he can swoon me with only a blurry picture of a not very impressive cock, Nokia 320?
8- I can go all night! - Cool, I can't! I have a life and need sleep, wine and to get this makup and bra off and you won't like what is under it.

What crazy reason have people told you they want to meet you.

I just love the guys who assume you’re meeting them because you’ve said you’ve met guys before. No pic, no convo, literally know nothing about them but you’re about to jump into bed with them and give out you’re contact details cause they said hi.

The pic one is a favourite though, they can only show you on apps that require you to disclose your phone number.

 

[Firefly]

@TasminTV I feel your pain (and it sounds like you have it a hundred times worse)

"you're probably a fake"
ah...okay
"we should meet so you can prove it"
uh...I love the logic there

 

[SussexGuy47]

O I just Wish i had Reasons to give...
Altho there was just 1 that reckoned
they wanted to come over in a van with a matress in the back!!!!!!!..... All sounded V second.or Tenth hand..!!!

if you wana meet me ive a front door you can knock on....!!

 

[Flexi12]

You can never be too careful online. Any 'genuine' people on here are potentially putting themselves in a really vulnerable position. (If I do that, I prefer it to be one I enjoy, with a partner I trust ).

Play safe, everyone.

 

[SussexGuy47]

But ONLY If they Real an Actually genuine enough to meet up!!!!
Many WONT!!!!

 

[Magicminx]

I hate it when they think just cos you like a post they think you fancy them. Many times I get.. Hi you liked my post.. Do you want to see for real... Yuk.