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Gone in Sixty Seconds

I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I told her no i hadn't but was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, that I'd...

I dig out the Minions and Ice Age films :cool:

No, mines not me. Don't even have a sink plunger...

A web developer that can't even make a link work?.. haha

How to make it happen... join a dating app, chat to a few guys maybe you;ll meet someone local to you that would love to help you fulfill the fantasy

Sounds great. Already got a couple of ppl set for dates, just got to arrange.. erm.. dates, but first i'll be having fish and chips on the beach before the inevitable stampede of tourists and seagulls...

Two blind old guys decide to visit a brothel one last time The Madame takes a look at them and decides shes not going to waste a couple of girls time on them, so puts inflated sex dolls in each of their rooms After the guys had finished they were talking about it traveling home "I think the...

I'd hope a well hung dong wouldn't be let down:D

Clearing your wallet and credit card.

Down my leg. It was

was enjoying this. Making me

I read Sci Fi, fantasy and military history. Current read is Good Omens, last one before that was Ark Royal - the life, death and rediscovery of the WW2 aircraft carrier.

Too cold

And also not forgetting the shop staff, for trying to control panic buyers and keep the shelves stocked.

:eek:

I need some toilet roll

Is this after lockdown? Wouldnt want anyone catching anything...

If thats a pic of a 41 year old then im still 21.