Firefly

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  Firefly

• Oct 14, 2021

Me: Once this call is finished, I'm doing nothing but relaxing for the rest of the day.
The universe: We've sent a fire truck to your house.
Me: yeah...that sounds about right (mutters belligerently)

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  Adie

• Oct 14, 2021

I know you like adding numbers, so can you please add yours to my contacts?

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  Firefly

• Oct 13, 2021

searching for an open window...

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  Firefly

• Oct 11, 2021

*points herself in the eyes*
You know where you are supposed to be...

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  Firefly

• Oct 8, 2021

What time is happy hour again?

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  singleMBucks

• Oct 8, 2021

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  Firefly

• Oct 7, 2021

No, I lied...now I am in love

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  Firefly

• Oct 7, 2021

I think I'm in love.

R

• Raima

• Sep 30, 2021

Hey how are you.? Mby we can dm?

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  Firefly

• Sep 27, 2021

if I ever write a memoire it will contain significantly more dragons than my real life...

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  Firefly

• Sep 23, 2021

Me: I'm having a rest day.
The Universe: We've tossed your elderly neighbor in the river
Me: What!? Why....
*dons mask and cape*

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  Firefly

• Sep 21, 2021

Is it Friday yet...I've had enough.

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  Firefly

• Sep 18, 2021

*figures out how to open door*
I'll be back.

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  Firefly

• Sep 14, 2021

The dot over the lower case "i" or "j" is known as a "tittle." You're welcome.

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  Firefly

• Sep 10, 2021

Give me back my blankets

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  Firefly

• Sep 9, 2021

Off I go, to anywhere but here. Last one in this exceptionally long work week. Looking forward to a little downtime.

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  Firefly

• Sep 6, 2021

okay Tuesday...ready when you are...

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  Firefly

• Sep 3, 2021

Get your booty back to work....yes boss

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  Firefly

• Aug 31, 2021

Okay hell week, one more sleep… and then I'm ready for you

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  Firefly

• Aug 31, 2021

I sometimes wish chewing gum would solve all these algebra problems