I once was walking to my car through a town centre and went down an alley at 6:10pm and there was a couple blocking the path somewhat. As I walked past the woman said to me "Excuse me, we are masturbating". To which I replied, "Excuse me, I am walking down a public footpath!". I also saw a...
1- I'm in your area now - I am not a convenience store!
2- I live near you and that's why I can't provide a face pic
3- I have a huge cock - Sorry, I don't have a massive hole
4- I cum loads - Yes but I can only swallow one mouthfull ish
5- I have never had a shemale before - gets my back up, I...