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Firefly said:
What leads you to be such a linguist?
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I used to be a military expert on the Soviet Union during the Cold War and was in Berlin for 14 years. It was interesting times x I'm off to Italy tomorrow so brushing up my Italian at the moment x
 
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@Firefly
How do you tag someone properly..

and my question is ..

What was the best mind blowing sexual moment you have ever had.. please do tell..
 
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IncognitoSCN said:
@Firefly
How do you tag someone properly..

and my question is ..

What was the best mind blowing sexual moment you have ever had.. please do tell..
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haha, using the @ sign works perfectly.

mind blowing sexual moment...hmm. There have been too many to really rank. Some pretty intense experiences:

One time experiencing CFNM where I just gave him a long slow massage and hand job with prostate massage. The full body oil massage probably lasted about 45 minutes. He became completely relaxed and meditative, so as I began to play with his cock he was kind of in half stupor. So it was like it was just me and his cock, he wasnt really there. Just my hands and oil and his skin, which was so reactive. And for me, because I was fully clothed, not really turned on by the situation, so not really thinking about orgasm or my own pleasure or anything really, just playing like a cat with a toy that is curious. It was very intense hyper focused moment. And then his orgasm. I wasn't really expecting it, nor for his whole body to react the way it did, nor for him to sort of become yeah kind of helpless like after. It was very satisfying and eye-opening.

Another time when in labour and high as a fucking kite on the hormone cascades that come during labour, and the midwife (who was a mega-bitch and being a mega bitch to me) after my insisting baby is coming and her not believing me finally agreed to check my dilation. She fully believed I was a whiny pussy and would only be like 2 cm. But she put her fingers in, and I remember thinking "this pathetic woman has the tiniest hands in the universe" as I felt her whole hand disappear inside me. I felt so powerful, like I could consume all the universe. It was a mind-blowing experience of fisting. She of course then went into full panic as I was 10cm and fully engaged and 20 minutes later had a baby on my chest. Teach her not to listen to a labouring soon-to-be-mama bear. She continued to be a mega bitch anyway.

The first time I did reverse cowgirl (I think it was also his first experience of it too). That was also mind-blowing, as it was probably the first time I had taken control of a sexual encounter with a man. It was very aggressive, I had pinned him, and while he struggled to try and flip me again, I kept my spot on top. Eventually he accepted his fate and I sucked his cock before climbing on and riding him. It was a properly satisfying orgasm where I could control the pacing, depth angle and so on. It was probably the first time I really used a man for my own pleasure, rather than just being used so he could cum. That was mind-blowing and satisfying.
 
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Firefly said:
haha, using the @ sign works perfectly.

mind blowing sexual moment...hmm. There have been too many to really rank. Some pretty intense experiences:

One time experiencing CFNM where I just gave him a long slow massage and hand job with prostate massage. The full body oil massage probably lasted about 45 minutes. He became completely relaxed and meditative, so as I began to play with his cock he was kind of in half stupor. So it was like it was just me and his cock, he wasnt really there. Just my hands and oil and his skin, which was so reactive. And for me, because I was fully clothed, not really turned on by the situation, so not really thinking about orgasm or my own pleasure or anything really, just playing like a cat with a toy that is curious. It was very intense hyper focused moment. And then his orgasm. I wasn't really expecting it, nor for his whole body to react the way it did, nor for him to sort of become yeah kind of helpless like after. It was very satisfying and eye-opening.

Another time when in labour and high as a fucking kite on the hormone cascades that come during labour, and the midwife (who was a mega-bitch and being a mega bitch to me) after my insisting baby is coming and her not believing me finally agreed to check my dilation. She fully believed I was a whiny pussy and would only be like 2 cm. But she put her fingers in, and I remember thinking "this pathetic woman has the tiniest hands in the universe" as I felt her whole hand disappear inside me. I felt so powerful, like I could consume all the universe. It was a mind-blowing experience of fisting. She of course then went into full panic as I was 10cm and fully engaged and 20 minutes later had a baby on my chest. Teach her not to listen to a labouring soon-to-be-mama bear. She continued to be a mega bitch anyway.

The first time I did reverse cowgirl (I think it was also his first experience of it too). That was also mind-blowing, as it was probably the first time I had taken control of a sexual encounter with a man. It was very aggressive, I had pinned him, and while he struggled to try and flip me again, I kept my spot on top. Eventually he accepted his fate and I sucked his cock before climbing on and riding him. It was a properly satisfying orgasm where I could control the pacing, depth angle and so on. It was probably the first time I really used a man for my own pleasure, rather than just being used so he could cum. That was mind-blowing and satisfying.
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Blown my mind three times over…..
 
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Firefly said:
haha, using the @ sign works perfectly.

mind blowing sexual moment...hmm. There have been too many to really rank. Some pretty intense experiences:

One time experiencing CFNM where I just gave him a long slow massage and hand job with prostate massage. The full body oil massage probably lasted about 45 minutes. He became completely relaxed and meditative, so as I began to play with his cock he was kind of in half stupor. So it was like it was just me and his cock, he wasnt really there. Just my hands and oil and his skin, which was so reactive. And for me, because I was fully clothed, not really turned on by the situation, so not really thinking about orgasm or my own pleasure or anything really, just playing like a cat with a toy that is curious. It was very intense hyper focused moment. And then his orgasm. I wasn't really expecting it, nor for his whole body to react the way it did, nor for him to sort of become yeah kind of helpless like after. It was very satisfying and eye-opening.

Another time when in labour and high as a fucking kite on the hormone cascades that come during labour, and the midwife (who was a mega-bitch and being a mega bitch to me) after my insisting baby is coming and her not believing me finally agreed to check my dilation. She fully believed I was a whiny pussy and would only be like 2 cm. But she put her fingers in, and I remember thinking "this pathetic woman has the tiniest hands in the universe" as I felt her whole hand disappear inside me. I felt so powerful, like I could consume all the universe. It was a mind-blowing experience of fisting. She of course then went into full panic as I was 10cm and fully engaged and 20 minutes later had a baby on my chest. Teach her not to listen to a labouring soon-to-be-mama bear. She continued to be a mega bitch anyway.

The first time I did reverse cowgirl (I think it was also his first experience of it too). That was also mind-blowing, as it was probably the first time I had taken control of a sexual encounter with a man. It was very aggressive, I had pinned him, and while he struggled to try and flip me again, I kept my spot on top. Eventually he accepted his fate and I sucked his cock before climbing on and riding him. It was a properly satisfying orgasm where I could control the pacing, depth angle and so on. It was probably the first time I really used a man for my own pleasure, rather than just being used so he could cum. That was mind-blowing and satisfying.
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These experiences sound incredibly erotic and horny. If you and everyone else doesn’t mind, I’d like to add a couple of experiences of my own:

I gave my husband an all over body massage using oils and it was very sensual and erotic. At the time we had never done any sort of anal play on him, but he was curious to know what it felt like. After initially slipping a finger in, I switched to sliding in a dildo. Starting slowly, his breathing got heavy and soon he felt comfortable for me to pick up the pace. As he grunted loader and longer, I took his fully erect cock in my mouth, spitting, dribbling and slurping my way up and down, giving him eye contact as I continued to penetrate him with my sex toy. As he groaned he was about to cum, I pulled my mouth away and he came, partially in my mouth, but mostly over my face and hair. By the time he finished, I had enough cum over me that it started to drip onto my tits but it was very satisfying for us both.

My second really intense sexual experience came during the lockdown of 2020 when I briefly had a go at OnlyFans. I received a request, which sounded odd, but the subscriber was willing to pay more than what I’d usually charge for custom content. The request was to rub my pussy whilst still clothed and at the same time I give hubby a foot job and I don’t stop rubbing myself until he has cum. I lay down at one end of the bed, wearing a thin strap vest with the straps actually already off my shoulders and a pair of light grey 3/4 leggings, while hubby laid at the other end, naked and his cock nice and hard ready for my feet. Good job we are both foot fetishists! Anyway, to cut a long story short, I made myself squirt 4 times, my leggings absolutely drenched and by the end of it my tits were out on display as well. After what seemed like an eternity, hubby finally exploded over my feet and freshly painted red toes and we were £200 richer. We got rid of OnlyFans soon after, but we are considering doing it again. As for the squirt and foot fetish guy, we are still in contact with him and occasionally still do content which he pays for
 
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CurvyMelanie88 said:
These experiences sound incredibly erotic and horny. If you and everyone else doesn’t mind, I’d like to add a couple of experiences of my own:

I gave my husband an all over body massage using oils and it was very sensual and erotic. At the time we had never done any sort of anal play on him, but he was curious to know what it felt like. After initially slipping a finger in, I switched to sliding in a dildo. Starting slowly, his breathing got heavy and soon he felt comfortable for me to pick up the pace. As he grunted loader and longer, I took his fully erect cock in my mouth, spitting, dribbling and slurping my way up and down, giving him eye contact as I continued to penetrate him with my sex toy. As he groaned he was about to cum, I pulled my mouth away and he came, partially in my mouth, but mostly over my face and hair. By the time he finished, I had enough cum over me that it started to drip onto my tits but it was very satisfying for us both.

My second really intense sexual experience came during the lockdown of 2020 when I briefly had a go at OnlyFans. I received a request, which sounded odd, but the subscriber was willing to pay more than what I’d usually charge for custom content. The request was to rub my pussy whilst still clothed and at the same time I give hubby a foot job and I don’t stop rubbing myself until he has cum. I lay down at one end of the bed, wearing a thin strap vest with the straps actually already off my shoulders and a pair of light grey 3/4 leggings, while hubby laid at the other end, naked and his cock nice and hard ready for my feet. Good job we are both foot fetishists! Anyway, to cut a long story short, I made myself squirt 4 times, my leggings absolutely drenched and by the end of it my tits were out on display as well. After what seemed like an eternity, hubby finally exploded over my feet and freshly painted red toes and we were £200 richer. We got rid of OnlyFans soon after, but we are considering doing it again. As for the squirt and foot fetish guy, we are still in contact with him and occasionally still do content which he pays for
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Similar to us. We used to do OF but it took up so much time. It was fun while it lasted but our social life went out the window. Would only do it again if needs must.
 
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Having lived in so many different accents and dialects and languages I tend to just call things whatever people around me are calling them. I'm very quick to pick up on new names for things that are useful.

I do remember one drunken night in Detroit when things got pretty heated because the Canadians wanted to call them chips and the Americans were like they have to be called potato(pi-tey-da) chips because otherwise we won't know what they're made of.

I don't know what these icepop things were called, the first word to come into my head was lolly
 
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JessYorks said:
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I'll start with the right answer ;) then let's hear what you all call them and where you're from x

Trolley - Teacake - Crisps - Ice pops
(Yorkshire, England)

@Firefly @GrumpyOldishMan @Carollo @LinusVP @Honeybear71 @Koala @Walks @bigtallguy to get us started?
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Same other than the bun, only a tea cake for me if its got dried fruit in it, so would probably call it a sticky bun

(Essex, England with some Yorkshire influence)
 
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@Intrigueme If you were to have a building named after you, what sort of building and where would it be?
 
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@Stretchit Are you going to do handstands today?
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That’s been a few years since I tried to do one of those, perhaps I’ll attempt one on my walk later when I have some space outside. Quite enjoy looking like an out of place weirdo as I pass dog walkers.

But for now it’s a few kettle bell exercises 4D4F2ABC-B300-4905-9E29-77738FF5684A.jpeg
 
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