Ask the Men

[Koala]

I’ve just realised… my culture has expired… can’t believe I didn’t renew when the renewal email came through and now they won’t let me rejoin this culture… do you know of any cultures looking for new members??? You seem to know the best ones, I mean know a lot about different ones for me to choose like..

Oh well, since you ask. We might make an exception! I should tell you that we are otherwise completely oversubscribed, there are an incredible number of people interested in our culture (which is typically in the spring)
But Carl, No one should knock on a closed door, as we say - so you should def send us an e-mail.

 

[CarlHenderson]

Oh well, since you ask. We might make an exception! I should tell you that we are otherwise completely oversubscribed, there are an incredible number of people interested in our culture (which is typically in the spring)
But Carl, No one should knock on a closed door, as we say - so you should def send us an e-mail.

That’s no problem. I fully understand that cultures are serious business and I will need to update my cv to allow an seamless application process.
And yes forward me the email address to start the process of joint this illustrious culture…

 

[Koala]

That’s no problem. I fully understand that cultures are serious business and I will need to update my cv to allow an seamless application process.
And yes forward me the email address to start the process of joint this illustrious culture…

Dear Carl
Thank you for your understanding.
Of course, I can't promise anything, however I will make sure that your application and photo is at the top of the pile.
Also, if you want a more informal introduction, please feel free to ask me out for cream tea, I can't see that breaking the rules.

 

[CarlHenderson]

Dear Carl
Thank you for your understanding.
Of course, I can't promise anything, however I will make sure that your application and photo is at the top of the pile.
Also, if you want a more informal introduction, please feel free to ask me out for cream tea, I can't see that breaking the rules.

Dear koala,

Thank you for your correspondence and advice. I will treat your application process with the highest level of dedication and accuracy.

To assist me with maintaining this level of excellence I would gladly take you up in an informal introduction and provide a cream tea. You scones aren’t quite on point yet so my local bakery can provide these, hope that doesn’t diminish the integrity of my application…

 

[Koala]

Dear Carl
Thanks for the recognition, and can I also, be honest with you, it's a relief that you are familiar with the poor quality of scones and tea in my culture. I’m on a diet my way to UK and I can’t wait to discuss these incredibly important topics with a like-minded!
/Mari

 

[CarlHenderson]

Dear Carl
Thanks for the recognition, and can I also, be honest with you, it's a relief that you are familiar with the poor quality of scones and tea in my culture. I’m on a diet my way to UK and I can’t wait to discuss these incredibly important topics with a like-minded!
/Mari

Dear Mari,
I’m sorry to hear your culture has poor history with regards tea blends and scone recipes. A local Earl created the flowery and flavoursome earl grey tea so I can take ou to the home of tea on arrival and show you how seriously I want to join your culture and what I can offer the culture. My culture doesn’t diet, it just increases exercise when excessive levels of feasting had been indulged in.

I can’t wait for your arrival in the UK. If you could give me dates I can book in some good weather as our weather can be terrible and would only want the best weather for you to enjoy or inner city concrete jungles and our famous decorated headgerows woth exclusive decorations from fosters cans to bigmac boxes.

Carl

 

[Firefly]

Question: Have you ever declined a kiss? What happened?

 

[JohnM]

Another goodun!

Not recently, but that’s lack of alternative opportunities
Last time it happened was after a night out with friends a few years ago. A female friend was staying at my place with me and then girlfriend. Girlfriend retired drunk to bed, and her friend tried to kiss me when we were in the kitchen chatting. I completely misread it and thought it was a goodnight peck on cheek. So was surprised, and a bit taken aback when she went for a full kiss. She quickly realised and made her excuses. We laughed it off the next day.

 

[Simmo19]

Yeah she was really strong it was a struggle to fight her off

 

[Strangways]

Do most men like to give their woman oral sex? And also - does oral sex also mean "eat ass" to you?

Yes, I love giveing and reciving. Sometimes its the main event for me.

As for eating ass? I have done sometimes, but I've not found many women who enjoy any form of anal. Love having mine licked though...

 

[Strangways]

Question: Have you ever declined a kiss? What happened?

God no! I'm such a whore!

Actually thinking about it, thats a yes. A bloke tried to kiss me once. I politely said he wasn't my type as I was more into lady bits but the attention was flattering

 

[CarlHenderson]

Question: Have you ever declined a kiss? What happened?

Yes…. Luckily she was very drunk and declined due to the toilet full of turquoise sick in it… she couldn’t remember so was laughed off …

 

[Koala]

God no! I'm such a whore!

Actually thinking about it, thats a yes. A bloke tried to kiss me once. I politely said he wasn't my type as I was more into lady bits but the attention was flattering

I bet it broke his heart, kissing a man wasn’t on your bucket list.

 

[Koala]

Yes…. Luckily she was very drunk and declined due to the toilet full of turquoise sick in it… she couldn’t remember so was laughed off …

Turquoise is otherwise such a lovely colour.

 

[Koala]

Well each there own I suppose.. but still pretty lucky to be in that culture…

Totally agree. There is also something infinitely sad if you have a desire (not something illegal) that others find repulsive.
It's a horrible feeling, “wanting” something, you can't have.

 

[CarlHenderson]

Turquoise is otherwise such a lovely colour.

It wasn’t the greatest colour that night, but I suppose it could have been a lot worse.. and it kinda smelt bad but good from what I recall… love to know what she’d drank..!!! Haha

 

[CarlHenderson]

Totally agree. There is also something infinitely sad if you have a desire (not something illegal) that others find repulsive.
It's a horrible feeling, “wanting” something, you can't have.

Very true indeed, although are you speaking from experience and something you want to tell us…

I’m sure your want would be accommodated, or at least exchanged for something they want like.

 

[Koala]

Very true indeed, although are you speaking from experience and something you want to tell us…

I’m sure your want would be accommodated, or at least exchanged for something they want like.

Well, we have heard several men mention partners being completely averse to anal. And now I'm actually blushing, but I've been with a boyfriend, who found my desire for anal deeply disgusting. I was soooo ashamed, and it kinda made me even more focused on that urge. Don't know if it makes sense?

 

[CarlHenderson]

Well, we have heard several men mention partners being completely averse to anal. And now I'm actually blushing, but I've been with a boyfriend, who found my desire for anal deeply disgusting. I was soooo ashamed, and it kinda made me even more focused on that urge. Don't know if it makes sense?

That makes perfect sense.. you crave what you can’t have… and he don’t knew what he’s missing… and shouldn’t be ashamed.. . Just hope you managed to curb the urge a little with a plastic fantastic replacement.. .after all, it’s in your culture so have to.. and makes more sense as an ex didn’t like putting lingerie on… made me head to Debenhams website more than redtube…

 

[Koala]

That makes perfect sense.. you crave what you can’t have… and he don’t knew what he’s missing… and shouldn’t be ashamed.. . Just hope you managed to curb the urge a little with a plastic fantastic replacement.. .after all, it’s in your culture so have to.. and makes more sense as an ex didn’t like putting lingerie on… made me head to Debenhams website more than redtube…

I’m really sorry to hear that! Well, not that she’s an ex, though