What made you say f*** today?

[Firefly]

Nightmares

 

[GLennUK]

An extremely large Dildo...

Did you stub your toe or something else?

 

[GLennUK]

responding to family message this morning

Know the feeling

 

[GLennUK]

Being asked to send soneone a picture privately and not being able to work it out, fuck, fuck, fuck!

 

[Stu83art]

Work being utter arses. So much for a holiday.

 

[Firefly]

Slicing my finger on a broken wine bottle while trying to stop small people from doing the same thing.

Tiny tiny tiny flesh wound. So much blood

 

[Kris1973]

Family.
Watching brother inlaw from 5300 miles away turn my lawn into a mud patch with the arrival of about 5 recovery trucks offloading cars, he still won't answer the phone

 

[GLennUK]

Slicing my finger on a broken wine bottle while trying to stop small people from doing the same thing.

Tiny tiny tiny flesh wound. So much blood

*hugs* you poor thing, if you need something kissing better let me know

 

[GLennUK]

Reading my message after postng it, to f8nd typos, l9ts of them, again and having to ed8t, again!

 

[Kris1973]

Trying to keep my calm, after being told its only grass it will grow back, what about the canyon sized rutts after a lorry got stuck upto its axles and the 14 cars now dumped in my back garden. Fuming now everyone's asleep I can fucking say fuck as much as I want. Was told to keep calm and not ruin everyone's holiday. Which I'm paying for grrrrr fuck

 

[GLennUK]

Finding out that altering the kitchen lights isn't quite as simple as it should be fuck fuck fuck. Cooking in the dark today !

 

[Kris1973]

Trying to keep my calm, after being told its only grass it will grow back, what about the canyon sized rutts after a lorry got stuck upto its axles and the 14 cars now dumped in my back garden. Fuming now everyone's asleep I can fucking say fuck as much as I want. Was told to keep calm and not ruin everyone's holiday. Which I'm paying for grrrrr fuck

Oh also been informed by text that a 2 room inflattable spray booth is being put up on my sandschool so he can work on the cars. Still won't answer the fucking phone.

 

[GLennUK]

Oh also been informed by text that a 2 room inflattable spray booth is being put up on my sandschool so he can work on the cars. Still won't answer the fucking phone.

you could let the police know that theres an illegal drugs den been set up using a vehicle repair shop as a disguises at your address, #justathoght

 

[PJB]

son-in-law turning up unannounced as the wife was sucking me off, good job his dog came crashing in first. Long time since i pulled my pants up that quick

 

[Firefly]

An interrupted conversation

 

[Just-me]

People

 

[MrWolf]

People

Completely agree

 

[Secretone]

Windows configuring updates for like... hoooouuuurs, come on puter lol

 

[GLennUK]

Windows configuring updates for like... hoooouuuurs, come on puter lol

you have my sympathy!

 

[GLennUK]

Having to wait 20 seconds between postings, its soooooo looooooong ! FFS only 10 to go now!