Jokes, any will do

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Secretone]

2 nuns in the bath one says "wheres the soap" the other one says "I know but it feels nice"

 

[Mae]

2 nuns in the bath one says "wheres the soap" the other one says "I know but it feels nice"

Extension joke

2 nuns in a bath- one has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole

 

[Just-me]

Nun jokes plus one

Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start
raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know
not what they're doing." The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"

 

[Secretone]

2 nuns in a car, the devil jumps on the bonnet one nun shouts "quick show him your cross" the other nun shakes her fist growling
(Works better with visuals I know lol)

 

[Mae]

Plus 2

A man flashes 2 nuns on a bus - 1 nun had a stroke, the other couldn’t reach

 

[Secretone]

Plus 2

A man flashes 2 nuns on a bus - 1 nun had a stroke, the other couldn’t reach

I was just going to post that one hahaha

 

[Just-me]

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

 

[Just-me]

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

 

[Secretone]

3 guys chatting
Guy 1 "when I fuck the misses she rises 3 inches off the bed"
Guy 2 "when I fuck my misses she rises 12 inches off the bed"
Guy 3 "when I fuck my misses.....I wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof"

 

[Adie]

 

[Mae]

Lesbians favourite glue - clit stick

 

[Mae]

Lesbians second favourite glue - No more males

 

[Just-me]

Lesbians second favourite glue - No more males

Your jokes are getting worse young lady!

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Your jokes are getting worse young lady!

But if Grandad tried to tell them there would be universal outrage mayhaps?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Digler1984]

Doctor, doctor... I'm a 50 year old man who feels like he's having a baby...

Don't worry, it's just a mid-wife crisis

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[GLennUK]

Little red riding hood says to the wolf, 'my what sharp teeth you have, and wow, how hairy your ears are, my my, your eyes are so big'.

To which the wolf replies 'fuck off im having a shit'!

 

[BBW1986]