What made you say f*** today?

[Magicminx]

Fucking new tyres on car

 

[BBW1986]

Big boobs
Crop top
Toasted baguette
Crumbs
Fuck.

If you know, you know

 

[Mae]

@BBW1986 - can I offer my services on the crumb hovering up front - alas I will be using just manual suction

 

[BBW1986]

This is the fucking reason I don't read 99% of messages I receive. They're all the fucking same. What the actual fuck? Fuck off.

 

[BBW1986]

Mae made me say fuck today ❤ Almost every day really. Isn't she awesome?

 

[Firefly]

This is the fucking reason I don't read 99% of messages I receive. They're all the fucking same. What the actual fuck? Fuck off.

Sorry, I'll stop


Again

 

[Firefly]

Thread: my calves, still

 

[Shywife]

Just realising having been a b cup all my life I can now go large whenever I want

 

[Mae]

This is the fucking reason I don't read 99% of messages I receive. They're all the fucking same. What the actual fuck? Fuck off.

Don’t tell them what happened under the blanket

 

[BBW1986]

Don’t tell them what happened under the blanket

First rule of Under the Blanket is you don't talk about what happens Under the blanket
Right @Jj2089 ?

 

[Jj2089]

Don’t know what your talking about @BBW1986

 

[BBW1986]

Don’t know what your talking about

 

[BBW1986]

F*ck you Alzheimer's.

 

[Mae]

Fuck was about to do a Proclaimers for @BBW1986 but im 364 miles short

 

[Oldfitman]

I still have loads of work to finish before tomorrow fuck.

 

[BBW1986]

Fuck was about to do a Proclaimers for @BBW1986 but im 364 miles short

Mae my lovely, you are short of absolutely nothing ❤

 

[Oldfitman]

Insects...

Horrible things but I guess they have a purpose lol

 

[Kaner]

Said fuck as realised neighbour had saw me stroking cock about 5am... goin let her see me again now as her bf gone out xx

 

[Oldfitman]

You know what can fuck off today?
Feeling lonely.
I'm perfectly happy being alone. In fact I quite enjoy it. It took me ages after the end of my marriage to feel like a whole person on my own again, but I'm there now and it's wonderful. Knowing my worth, living life with good intent and renewing a positive outlook each sunrise has helped.
But this morning I woke up feeling lonely and it's lingered all day. There's no fix... it's just got to pass. However in the meantime it's rubbish!
F*ck you loneliness.

Your valuable don’t forget that

 

[Mae]

You know what can fuck off today?
Feeling lonely.
I'm perfectly happy being alone. In fact I quite enjoy it. It took me ages after the end of my marriage to feel like a whole person on my own again, but I'm there now and it's wonderful. Knowing my worth, living life with good intent and renewing a positive outlook each sunrise has helped.
But this morning I woke up feeling lonely and it's lingered all day. There's no fix... it's just got to pass. However in the meantime it's rubbish!
F*ck you loneliness.

Blanket cuddles?