What made you say f*** today?
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dicusdiminutivus
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No shit Sherlock: the blindingly obvious was always a working curiosity for me.Finding more shit that had gone unnoticed at work.
Not much really one of the better days, despite the rain. A positive?
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Being caught (in the queue for the supermarket checkout) peeking at a cheeky picture on my phone.
Both things getting an ohh fuck from me !
Both things getting an ohh fuck from me !
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Love it!
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Mae
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People always people
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And forgetting to butter my toast when it popped
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This bloody rain on the isle of skye again
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Peoples expectations of my attention
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If it happe again, just imagine the amount of fucks you could have on these 20 flights!
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Breaking the lense on my glasses. An hour before my appointment at the Eye hospital.
Costly £260 Fuck
Costly £260 Fuck
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I awoke this morning from a nightmare involving a mansized version of Professor Yaffle from bagpuss mercilessly attacking me with his big pointy fucking wooden beak with a fuck that continued to reverberate off the walls of my room for a moment afterwards. He was pecking 10 different shades of shit out of me and telling me to die in his weird shrill nasal voice.
FUCK YOU PROFESSOR YAFFLE YOU BIG SINISTER WOODEN BASTARD YE!!
FUCK YOU PROFESSOR YAFFLE YOU BIG SINISTER WOODEN BASTARD YE!!