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A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" She asked. "Guys like you always have girlfriends.

He looked downcast, "No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that." She said. "Ok then, I'll have a white wine please."

One glass of wine led to a second. A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While he was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?

He said, "My wife found out."
 
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Two female police officer dog handlers on the beat. One says, "I left my knickers at the station". The other says, "Let the dog have a sniff of your crotch and he'll fetch them."
The dog returned 20 mins later with her knickers, 2 truncheons and 3 of the desk sergeants fingers!
 
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