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[Ste1972]

Caption me this... {repost}

Clue: it's by Salvador Dali, called "The Great Masturbator"
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Spoiler: Mine own pithy exasperation...

Her whole body turned to custard at the smell of a cock !!

Wtf was I smoking last night

 

[Ste1972]

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[GeorgeC]

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"A fuck knows"

 

[singleMBucks]

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Arnie discovered another setback of competitive bodybuilding... bright orange skin-tone !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Ste1972]

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And you thought you're having a bad hair day

 

[Ste1972]

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[Adie]

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Straddling the twin peaks

 

[Shadow_J]

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One small step for a man, one giant set of rocky tits for nature.

 

[Adie]

 

[Shadow_J]

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That's a smashing motorboat

 

[Ste1972]

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I knew I could find the perfect support bra

 

[Ste1972]

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[singleMBucks]

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By day he identified as Brian, from Accounts... but by night... he was a 1980's plastic toy with interchangeable stick-on features !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Ste1972]

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And this is our secret weapon for the world table tennis championships

 

[Ste1972]

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[singleMBucks]

"Flash... ahaaaa... startled every one of us....!!"

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Ste1972]

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Seems to work with greyhounds