probably the worst wank EVER???!!!

[Asian8inch]

Update seems interesting

 

[Surfdude]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!

Funny as free free to message me if I can help in anyway.. x

 

[Jerry46]

Lol You are a star

 

[Nagromnai]

I'd let you practice as much as ya like

 

[vonni]

I'd let you practice as much as ya like

join the q then lol

 

[Confusionreigns]

I’ll be happy to queue up & wait for you to wank me off Vonni. NIce & hard now, slip your sexy hands round my cock & wank away. Scratch, sneeze, do whatever you need - edging me like that will just increase the pleasure..... & the cumload!

 

[Adamfearo]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, gnecwr thought I’d be so amused by a wank story, ha ha!

 

[Adamfearo]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!

Good storytelling about a wank there. Ha

Vonni, how's the practice going?

Vonni, how's the practice going?

Hilarious.

 

[vonni]

Good storytelling about a wank there. Ha


Hilarious.

well, i'm glad that u think it's funny, but for me? well i take performing a wank seriously,,,,,,,, LOLZ

 

[Emeris]

well, i'm glad that u think it's funny, but for me? well i take performing a wank seriously,,,,,,,, LOLZ

I thought that was a good edging technique
I hope he did eventually cum in spurts ...

 

[vonni]

I thought that was a good edging technique
I hope he did eventually cum in spurts ...

well wot u think then?????

 

[Coolerthanme2012]

Do you let your mate practice fingering your pussy too.....

 

[vonni]

Do you let your mate practice fingering your pussy too.....

there's always one who spoils the theme!!

 

[Justdave]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!

Practice makes perfect. Happy to use me anytime

 

[Secretliaisons1969]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!

hilarious
X

 

[Sumiko]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!

I think the technical term for what you gave him is a "Ruined Orgasm" where you stop stroking just as he starts shooting. I absolutely love doing that to a willing guy - it can have some amazing results :

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[vonni]

I think the technical term for what you gave him is a "Ruined Orgasm" where you stop stroking just as he starts shooting. I absolutely love doing that to a willing guy - it can have some amazing results :

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well, that's my next post taken care of lol. i was gonna do 1 about just using thumb or finger or tongue just on his knobhead, seems like u beat me to it. well done tho xx

 

[stevebuffy]

Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!

I actually wish someone would do this to me. I've been wanting to experience this.

 

[vonni]

I actually wish someone would do this to me. I've been wanting to experience this.

well ask ur gf then dopey lol

 

[stevebuffy]

well ask ur gf then dopey lol

haha i'll remember that the next one i have