probably the worst wank EVER???!!!

Sumiko

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well ask ur gf then dopey lol

Lol - I just had a vision of him sitting there exactly like that with his dick in his hand waiting . . . and waiting . . . and waiting.
 
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Lol - I just had a vision of him sitting there exactly like that with his dick in his hand waiting . . . and waiting . . . and waiting.
:p haha yeh just not understanding why it's not happening
 

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Lol - I just had a vision of him sitting there exactly like that with his dick in his hand waiting . . . and waiting . . . and waiting.
sumi, ur a fookin nutter, i looov u lol
 

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Ok, so I was doin a practice wank on a friend who's really nice that way, & I was doin just fine, nice wee rythym, u kno, like when ur out for a wee run & ur pumpin ur arms to help get a wee bit speed up? Nice wee bit thumb action too, just to help things along. So, anyhoo he's getting his goofy face on so I kno we getting there, when I get this maddenin itch on my nose.! Nothin for it but to hav a wee scratch, so I let him go. Anyhoo, itch satisfied so I go to carry on but its jumpin around like fookin zebedee!! & he's glarin at me as if I meant it! Soooo, I manages to grab it & hang on & I get my rythym back & things are goin fab & he's getting his goofy face & startin to talk in klingon so I kno we nearly there again. Then, onfg, im gonna sneeze. Well fortunately I hav tissues handy so I let him go and CHOO! just in time!! soooo I go to grab it again but bloodyhell it's zebedeeing about again & dribblin & im thinkin, well im no grabbin it now cuz it'll just swing me right off the fookin bed!!. so I tell him maybe we should just leave it for a wee while, til im sure im settled enough to finish properly like? Well, im now wonderin if any1 will let me practice ever again, given my inability to finish the job properly! Probly just as well I dont do bj, i'd probly be hopeless at that too!!
Practise with me
 

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If your ever in North East you can practise on me!
 

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I think the technical term for what you gave him is a "Ruined Orgasm" where you stop stroking just as he starts shooting. I absolutely love doing that to a willing guy - it can have some amazing results :p:

this is so true - burst is amazing usually
 
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