Would you rather?

[Mouth]

Teeth out

Would you rather an early morning swim or a late night run

 

[Carollo]

Early morning swim…..had a pool outside my bedroom when I lived in Tennessee. Skinny dipped most days

Would you rather be castrated but still be able to wank or never be able to wank again?

 

[Mouth]

Castraited I guess
Would you rather have your boobs swell up due to a bite or you bum balloon up

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Not able to wank again — always the hope someone else could wank or suck you off

Would you rather play away occasionally with same or opposite sex or stay celibate and sexless at home?

Woops sorry Mouth, took too long to type. Hope you're talking insect bite — Moobs swell up!

Would you rather posts were answered randomly or whole thread read.

 

[Carollo]

Boobs swell, quite like my bum still turns heads when I’m in jeans

Would you rather….Get caught having a wank in the woods or be seen getting a blowjob?

 

[Carollo]

More than happy to play with same sex, got that tee shirt
Would you rather wank on a bus upstairs in sunshine or wank on a train as it rolls along?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Can I be seen getting a blowjob AND wanking on a train?

WYR be 20 years younger or as old as you are?

 

[Firefly]

can I be both?
I think I will have to go younger again though, just so I can take the flight west instead of east...

Would you rather work abroad for 1 year then never go abroad again, or retire overseas and never return to the UK?

 

[Carollo]

I’d go for 20 years younger…be fun doing some things again and no you can’t have both, naughty boy
Would you rather swallow an egg cup of your own spunk or half a cup of your own pee?

 

[Carollo]

Retire overseas, always wanted to live somewhere around 24 degrees all year and little change in daylight and sunlight hours

Would you rather walked naked in snow for two hours or be outside overnight naked in torrential rain

 

[Carollo]

Retire overseas, always wanted to live somewhere around 24 degrees all year and little change in daylight and sunlight hours

Would you rather walked naked in snow for two hours or be outside overnight naked in torrential rain

I seem to have a delay in my answers or I’m just buggering this up?:-(

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Egg cup and snow

there's a time lag.

WYR Tummy drum or tight 6pack

 

[Firefly]

ooooooooooo hmmm.

anything can be a tummy drum. So long as the drum owner don't mind a little paddling, Im happy.

WYR thigh gap or no thigh gap

 

[bigtallguy]

No thigh - like something to rest my head on

WYR give or receive

 

[Carollo]

Give
Would you rather be asked where you’d like to cum or be told where to cum?

 

[bigtallguy]

Asked

Would you rather give a striptease or receive a striptease?

 

[Carollo]

Receive a strip tease

Would you rather spent a night in jail or sleep naked outside with the woman of your dreams in November

 

[bigtallguy]

Woman of my dreams

Would you rather have red or white?

 

[Carollo]

Lime juice and soda please. I don’t drink

Would you rather suck another blokes dick or suck snake bite poison out of his bum cheek?

 

[bigtallguy]

Snake poison

Would you rather lick your juices of a man's cock or another woman 's juices of his cock?