Would you rather?

[Mouth]

Hotel but I like a Big Bed

Would you rather being all alone not a soul in sight or not being able to move for people

 

[Carollo]

Alone all night

bright lights or dark skies?

 

[Mouth]

Dark skies

Would you rather misty mornings or foggy evenings

 

[Carollo]

Foggy evenings

Would thinking about American Werewolf in London put you off walking across moorland at night?

 

[Mouth]

No but would carry a knife and torch

Would you rather a ladies company in the dark or a man’s in the daylight

 

[Carollo]

Man in the daylight
Would you rather I remembered how to play this one properly or should I get out of bed?

 

[Mouth]

Remembered I think your trying to multi task with both hands

Would you rather dine in a lovely restaurant alone or have a pot noodle over a fire

 

[Carollo]

Camp fire any day of the week, pot noodle if I must

Would you rather dress Up for a night out or go for a countryside bike ride in the rain?

 

[Mouth]

Love to dress up and smell nice

Would you rather wear same clothes 2 days running or go naked

 

[Carollo]

Wear the same clothes

Would you rather see a thong through clothes or knicker line

 

[Mouth]

Knicker line I think

 

[Mouth]

Would you rather a man wear pants or boxers

 

[Carollo]

Boxers, more fun putting my hand in them, worn them before, plus easier for someone else to out a hand in

Would you rather wank on knickers or a bra…..being worn by a woman

 

[Mouth]

Knickers I guess can’t I do both

Would you rather a quickie or stop start

 

[Carollo]

Stop start…keeps the excitement going

Would you rather a night out with your friends or an evening at home eating chinese

 

[Mouth]

Friends

Would you rather a night in a cell or a night in a container unit

 

[Carollo]

Night in a cell, warmer

Would you rather get caught having a pee or caught having a wank?

 

[Mouth]

Caught peeing
Would you rather I pee on you or wank

 

[Carollo]

Pee….it’s funny and a nice feeling

Would you rather you balls be stroked or ears kissed?

 

[Mouth]

Balls stroked

Would you rather a male nurse or a female