Why the other half is away all the naughty girls and boys stay in to play

[richkingswood]

I often come on here looking for some stimulation while my wife is at work as I work nights and there’s nobody around in the day to help me when I wake up with my mid morning glory.
What does everyone else get up to while they’re partners aren’t home I wonder???

 

[Bigjugs]

If my partner was out id be doing Housework his washing etc like a good wee hoosewifey

 

[richkingswood]

If my partner was out id be doing Housework his washing egg like a good wee hoosewifey

In the nude ?

 

[Bigjugs]

Only cleaning I'd be doing is slurping up the mess I've made on you . Whoops that escalated quicky

 

[richkingswood]

Didn’t think it would take you long I heard your dirty

 

[richkingswood]

Only cleaning I'd be doing is slurping up the mess I've made on you . Whoops that escalated quicky

You can make a mess on this if you like

 

[Bigjugs]

Didn’t think it would take you long I heard your dirty

Well I thank them for the compliment

 

[funguy]

i get the hoover out

 

[Bigjugs]

i get the hoover out

Hehe Henry to the rescue

 

[funguy]

Hehe Henry to the rescue

renamed henriette ! does a great job though !!

 

[Bigjugs]

There is a pink one .... Hetty

 

[funguy]

is there ? will have to check out argos lol can see a threesome coming on haha

 

[Bigjugs]

Pmsl !!! Hahahaha horny Hoover perty

 

[richkingswood]

I knew I forgot to put an option on that vote
Can’t believe I forgot orgy with hoovers

 

[Bigjugs]

Dust free fuckin...way nae loss a suction