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Normally wouldn't object to a bit of peacocking, dressing up and being center of attention or a little role play / cos play.
I will be in a period of morning for the passing of our monarch who was always there, steadfast in the back of everyone lives.
The future is uncertain and unwritten.
Hopefully the Queens passing will lead to a new era of enlightenment and peace, love and understanding.
Not everyone has such a long life so remember... Have fun

Now has anyone seen Cheeky chef as I'm rather hungry.
 
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No but like you hungry so had a snack coffee brandy and a chunky kitkat. What the fcuk chunky maybe but the size of Tom Thumb. The world has truly gone to hell in a handcart.
Would firefly share my coffee or brandy the kitkats gone down the pink tunnel already.
 

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My sincere hope is that the rewrite of the national anthem attends both verses: the second, which I fully expect few have experienced or know is

'Thy choicest gives in store / On him be pleased to pour / Long may he reign; / May he defend our laws / And always give us cause / To sing with heart and voice / GOD SAVE OUR KING!
 

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And by King you mean me right?

I wonder if Chump would let me be king of his underpants?
 
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Of course M’am
Can dicus advise on the etiquette and ceremony involved. Must I wear my mess uniform and gongs?
 

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Mess kit and gongs de rigueur without a doubt, but do not ride your charger through the mess doors, personally I shall be resting on my arms reversed.

Do remember shoulders back and stay erect with sword held in a firm hand — manu forti as was oft said.

Perhaps even an audience with BBW 1986?
 
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Utrinque Parabus is all I’ll say
Perhaps Dicus could translate
 

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BBW isn't around just now, but if she was she would love front row tickets to an Audience with StanE.
The outfits, poses, stories. They'd all be wonderful x
 

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Firefly's possible enchained,, but I guess Chump realises he's fallen foul of autocorrect: should have been ready for that.
 
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Typing never my strong point. Had a horrible peanut butter kitkat today. Perhaps Kikat could comment
 
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I seem to be missing a new pair of underpants. Can firefly account for her recent movements please?
 
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Going awol from here for a bit. Got some work overseas so can you look after the underpants as King please firefly?
 

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Just go commando it's often the best way!

I think dicusdiminutivus would agree
 

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Par Mere Par Terre and Utrinque Paratus could both apply but never forget Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

Stu 1973 oft has apt commentry
 
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Thank you but never got the Order of the thistle and other than typing I am ready for anything
Our mantra was in Anglo Saxon “if you’re going to die go forward”
Discus will get this see when I’m back in Blighty
Currah
 

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Oh has Chump wandered off?

Perhaps VIP would care to join me for a round of cards
 
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Just back quick furlough looking after my underpants firefly?
 

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Safe and sound ;)
With DaveNpton as he knows a thing or two about fancy pants
 
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